Stomock

Box

capnstomock — Sat, 05 May 2007 02:00:38 GMT

Bring Me An Egg, Sweet Jesus

capnstomock — Tue, 24 Apr 2007 02:10:30 GMT

I set out to write an Easter carol. I don't think I succeeded. As the Other Stomock once said, "listen in the spirit of prayerful devotion." I marked it explicit out of deference for tender religious sensibilities. There's no icky poo poo language, though.

Hard, Hard Drinkin'

capnstomock — Wed, 28 Mar 2007 01:13:35 GMT

I was issued a special dispensation.

Ass First

capnstomock — Tue, 13 Mar 2007 21:14:38 GMT

Everything in this song is completely and literally true.

Texas Two Step

capnstomock — Tue, 13 Mar 2007 02:32:52 GMT

C'mon! C'mon!

Uke Troop

capnstomock — Tue, 13 Mar 2007 02:26:26 GMT

This is old, but my one subscriber complained, so I'm posting it. I wrote this for my brother's friend Seth, who is posted in Iraq. He got a uke from ukesfortroops and has been learning to play it.

My Baby Hates Christmas

capnstomock — Fri, 01 Dec 2006 23:56:16 GMT

No postings since June? I guess I'd better do some stupid shit. Here's another contribution to my eternally planned, eternally doomed, all-Christmas-Carol Stomock album.

Beer, Wine, Bourbon

capnstomock — Fri, 16 Jun 2006 12:40:25 GMT

Dr. Oldenblatter

capnstomock — Mon, 05 Jun 2006 03:33:56 GMT

Dr. Oldenblatter describes the effect The Unlistenables have on those fools who choose to listen.

Ego Free

capnstomock — Sun, 14 May 2006 23:50:05 GMT

Everyone knows it's true.

You Better Get Excited!

capnstomock — Wed, 10 May 2006 00:58:49 GMT

Bein' the Man Blues

capnstomock — Mon, 08 May 2006 00:05:02 GMT

Recorded in two takes (one guitar, one vocal) on an electrified cigar box guitar I just finished this evening. Lyrics here.

Toe Jam of the Devil

capnstomock — Sat, 06 May 2006 22:39:01 GMT

It's good to know what you are.

What is "Un-Music"?

capnstomock — Tue, 25 Apr 2006 02:15:28 GMT

It's Not Russia

capnstomock — Mon, 24 Apr 2006 01:49:10 GMT

Written & recorded in one shot this evening, without bothering to tune my guitar, divert from my usual guitar strumming mode & progression, or change from the default echo patch on my vocal processor. Enjoy.